install theme

Teacher asks you to read out loud.

sodamnrelatable:

and you don’t even know the page they’re on

image

zandalarian:

me at an expensive 5-star restaurant: i’ll have the chicken tenders

(Source: peachlover7)

sextnoise:

when someone compliments my hair

image

iwrotehighkusaboutcannabis:

vishual:

sams-supernatural-dick:

snail-monger:

snail-monger:

jollymermaid:

crippledbypizza:

thisshitfunny:

prettypussyprincess:

fuckthisblogshit:

Why twitter whyyyyy ???? 😩😩😩😩

no chill

the year just started

stop

dude they like fucking potentially killed her this is not funny at all im not even kidding when i say we need to do something if he wont call the police we need to, we need to fucking find out his number or where hes at etc and report this im not even kidding this is beyond fucked up and im actually so pissed off right now that this is a real thing happening right now


this is absolutely not ok
I’m reporting this to twitter, and if anyone knows how to look up someone on twitter to report them, please look into this!

Ok, so I did a little research and here’s what I found. 
He’s 17, and most likely lives in Maryland. Either Bowie (most), Laurel, or Largo.









and I used his twitter friend and looked him up on fb to find a city (although who knows if his friend has anything to do with this so)



laurel high is indeed in maryland

lets get this viral guys

how the fuck is this fool still fucking tweeting?

what the fuck dude

coward:

shitty things that were said to you like a year ago that still piss u off
image

(Source: aqua)

roboticappendages:

artistfingers:

teamcocket:

officer come quick there’s been a robbery

don’t you mean a ro-bear-y

THAT IS THE CUTEST POLICE OFFICER LADY AND BEAR I HAVE EVER SEEN LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE ADORABLE.
vivillon:

I cannot believe I almost dated this kid

draconicjanus:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • NO, FUCK YOU BITCH
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE
  • SON OF A BITCH
  • SON OF A WHORE
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

image

hatefucking:

the-governess:

milkpunk:

familyfriendlyurl:

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

image

thelostlittleraven:

batibrittany:

MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS OVER SKYPE WITH NO EXPLANATION
I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS
BLESS YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

this is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my life. 
  • me: wakes up
  • me: opens computer before eyelids
adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to
TOP